Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Bush sees new threat.

We all know that our President hasn't always made the best moves in policy, but ya know, you gotta love a guy who sticks to his guns no matter what.

7 comments:

bryce said...

That is very funny!

bryce said...

Ahhhh!!! The Zombies are coming! We need to avert a national emergency by starting a committee to study the feasibility of a national Zombie identification education campaign. We can't be decapitating non-Zombies.

Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous. Zombies do the jobs that the rest of Americans won't do. We should embrace them.

Zombie said...

I am a Zombie. I will file discrimation suit with the help of the A-C-L-U. We need to be protected with hate crimes laws. We can't help our appetites. We were born that way.

Daniel B said...

"Zombies do the jobs that the rest of Americans won't do"

And that would be ...? The phenomenon of Zombies slowly creeping upon unsuspecting victims, however, does have some similarities to a certain border issue we seems to have.

Daniel B said...

Dear Zombie,

The ACLU has long since included your types into their hate crimes initiatives, as well as nymphs, dryads, ogres, one-eyed mutants, and any remaining Neanderthal. But really, take the kind President's advice. You should be eating U.S. beef. It's better for you.

Daniel B said...

Bryce,

Well said. Think the U.N. will give us a hand? Or just increase the problem?